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OLD
FARTS DAILY AGENDA
get
up
eat
take my pills
bitch and moan
take my nap
eat
take my other pills
crab and complain
take my other nap
eat
go to bed

THE
GOLDEN YEARS
HAVE COME AT LAST
i
cannot see, i cannot pee.
i cannot chew, i cannot screw.
my memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
no sense of smell, i look like hell.
my bodys drooping, got trouble pooping.
the golden years have come at last
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS.

SUCCESS
IN LIFE
at
5, success is not peeing your pants
at 16, success is being able to drive
at 20, success is having sex
at 35, success is having money
at 45, success is having money
at 60, success is having sex
at 75, success is being able to drive
at 80, success is not peeing your pants

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